Starring: Little Mama, Little Lord
Cameo roles: Little Daddy, Post Man, Little Dog
The Little Smelly Mama had successfully placed her 7 month old son, the Little Lord, in his cot and he was happily in the land of nod. The monitor was set, the white noise was primed and his bedroom was positively cosy and exuded relaxation. She tiptoed to the shower, being extra quiet by sneaking through the hall just encase the Little Lord pulled a prank and decided to ‘surprise’ Little Mama with a #cotbang and #doublecotkick she entered the shower, she glanced at the controls momentarily forgetting how to use the taps as it had been awhile. The monitor was on loud and in sight, as she felt the rush of warm water splash on her back.
The Little Mama felt apprehensive, there was always the potential that the Little Lord could stir and waken from his slumber pit, defying his usually trusty nap times. Little Mama continued to lather up, making sure that she would be Little Clean Mama, if only for a few minutes before the onslaught of baby, pets and daily grind ensured that the cleanliness was only momentary. Scrubbing and washing away, choosing to use shampoo AND conditioner, (Little Mama must have been feeling extra confident today) she was able to put some silkiness back into her long suffering locks which had often been tugged, ‘lovingly’, by Little Lord. She still hadn’t scheduled that hair appointment yet.
The Little Mama had chosen the first nap to attempt her long awaited shower. But she had forgotten that Little Daddy had decided to make some online purchases to deter the Little Lord from all things dangerous and potentially unfriendly to babies- known as baby proofing equipment. This
tat all important and necessary equipment had decided to show up today, and of course, a signature was required.
If you have read Little Mama’s PJ day you will know that Little Mama has been thwarted before in her attempts of comfort by the Post Man, well on this occasion. Little Mama decided to stay in the shower and refused to budge. Here here!
Little Mama hadn’t considered the fact that the Post Man is committed to the delivery of his post, and rang the door bell, which sounds annoyingly loud, (especially with a sleeping Lord) a total of THREE times. Little Mama held her breath, wiped the steam from the shower door and peered at the video monitor, waiting, hoping, that the Little Lord hadn’t heard such persistent methods of delivery.
The monitor flashed on, he stirred, moving his head, he turned onto his belly…and stayed asleep.
HOOOORAY!…The relief from Little Mama was clearly apparent as she continued in her triumph of the shower, silently cursing the Post Man, just for doing his job.
That was until Little Dog decided to get in on the action and pretend he was a big dog (not the small breed Yorkie that he is) and bark to ‘protect’ the home from the threatening Post Man.
Little Mama: SUCCESS, shower was taken, she was no longer smelly but could’ve done with a few more minutes to dry all areas before tending to Little Lord
Little Lord: GRIZZLY, needed more sleep, heard furry creature with 4 legs, was going to attempt to eat tail later
Little Dog: SUCCESS, had thwarted potentially life threatening burglary situation with loud and incessant barking, his Humanoid Owners would be so proud
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