Starring: Little Mama, Little Lord and Little Daddy
She eased herself into the soothing aroma and delicious warmth of the water. It had been quite some time since Little Mama had enjoyed the luxury of a bath. The bubbles foamed and stirred around her, sure she had used her baby’s bubble bath but it did the same job. She closed her eyes and let the eerie quietness envelope her senses. Her son, the Little Sleeping Lord was being cared for by Little Daddy. She reached for the razor to get rid of the fur that riddled her limbs…perhaps she should be known as Little Grizzly Mama.
She had just begun to shave when she heard Little Lord shuffle. Surely not?! Just 30 minutes into his nap. She thought it was a wind up. Perhaps she was hearing things. She honed her well trained listening ear to determine if indeed, movement could be detected. Silence. She relaxed and went deeper into the bath.
There was no mistaking that the Little Lord had awoken and he sounded as grizzly as Little Mama’s legs felt.
Little Mama didn’t concern herself overly as she heard Little Daddy ponder up the stairs and into the slumber pit of Little Lord. That was until Little Daddy made some rather strange sounds of exasperated horror;
‘It’s everywhere, he’s so small how can he cause so much destruction.’
Ah yes, Little Mama giggled silently as she lay in her cosy bath. Little Lord had left a present in his nappy.
Little Mama had rejoiced too soon in having missed the mayhem of the nappy. As Little Daddy interrupted the serenity of the bath tub and the de-grizzling of Little Mama’s legs. With Little Lord in tow, naked, he shot Little Mama an urgent look to vacate the bath tub.
Only half de-grizzled, with one leg still wrapped in fur, Little Mama jumped out of the tub and away from the destruction.
Cold, shivering and not at all relaxed or barely clean, Little Mama had failed in her #MissionBathtubScrub
Little Lord sat supremely in the bubble bath that Little Mama had carefully prepared, smiling, like he knew he’d just stolen her bath. He clutched his rubber ducky and played with the bubbles. It was like he knew she’d used his bubble bath…
Little Mama’s bath time relaxation= FLEETING
Little Lord’s bath time relaxation= HIGH
Little Daddy’s level of scarring from surprisingly revolting nappy= HIGH
Little Mama’s potential of holding another #MissionBathtubScrub = HIGH WITH ADVISORY- just wait until Little Lord has vacated bowels next time.
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