The 8 mth old Little Lord sat playing in the midst of PVC Plastic City, tossing cups and biting rattles, when he felt a tingle in his gum. It had grown incessantly and no gnawing or biting could quell the increasing urge to chew and chomp his way through anything. It was the familiar swell of the plague called ‘Teething’. He angled around to see if Little Mama had noticed his discomfort but alas, she wasn’t a mind reader much to his disappointment. He set about fixing her oblivious ways…
Little Mama sat and played with Little Lord, he was happily wrecking around in his toys when she noticed him stiffen and his face grow weary. She pretended like everything was fine and tried to avoid a meltdown by pulling silly faces and trying to instigate laughter, which usually always worked as the Little Lord was a gummy smile type of baby, but deep down she knew it was too late, the Little Lord was turning. Little Mama tried to cling on the remnants remaining of Bruce Banner Baby, but the mist had descended.
Little HULK Baby
Little Hulk Baby, who was mobile and adept at crawling on all 4’s came crawling towards Little Mama with renewed vigour and frustration. He could feel his gums tingling even more now. Little Mama was sitting there trying to appease him with scraps of plastic and funny faces, he particularly liked when she did that wiggle thing with her eyebrows…
Oh look she was doing it now…haha, how does she…NO…! Little Mama- nice try!
Key Characteristics of a Little HULK Baby:
The tell tale signs for Bruce Banner Baby morphing into Little Hulk Baby caused by teething can be seen in this case with;
- Dribble on chin
- Biting of bottom lip
- Lack of gummy smile (which is rare with the Little Lord)
- Baby Babbling becomes angry squawking at nothing in particular, but just airing his grievances- Hulk style
- Tries to eat Little Mama at all and every opportunity- almost verging on the zombie spectrum of ‘baby’
Little Mama approached the Little Hulk Baby with caution. He showed signs of irritation as he banged his plastic cups of the floor and gummed his fists, arms, dogs tail etc.
She slowly came behind the Little Hulk Baby, so as not to startle him. He froze, sensing movement and she could tell that he was ready to take another slobbery chunk out of Little Mama’s forearm. Gearing up behind him, losing all caution she opened the tube that was hidden inside her fist, (her secret weapon) and smeared a bit of gel on his gums before all fury could unleash. She waited, holding her breath and observed the
beast baby before her.
Little Mama checked her ears, to see if they were functioning adequately, but alas they were! Little Hulk Baby was silent, he was eyeing her up suspiciously, intrigued by her secret weapon that provided the potion to morph Hulk back to Banner Baby again. What mystical powers did Little Mama possess?
…None essentially, but feeling proud of herself, she placed the tube back in the fridge and rejoiced in having Little Bruce Banner Baby back again…
Until 3 hours passed, the gel wore off and Hulk was UNLEASHED!
Little Mama- SUCCESS– Hooray! Mostly unscathed, battled slobbery goo but successfully tamed the Little HULK Baby
Little Bruce Banner Lord- SUCCESS– Took chunk out of Little Mama, gums stopped tingling, got dogs tail
Little HULK Baby (in morphed state)– FAIL– Only momentary meltdown achieved. Hide teething gel next time or even better, do it when out on travels.