Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No! It’s SuperBaby!
Luthor Corp. sat facing away from the 7.5 month old Little Lord- who had cloaked himself as Superbaby for the day. He watched, tense and waiting for their next move. He re-positioned his bum on his chariot for the journey may take some time. Luthor Corp. Mama had already attacked by using his Kryptonite of #buckles against him, he hadn’t seen it coming and couldn’t even instigate his ‘back arch’ powers to resist her. Then, Luthor Corp. Mama had the cheek to turn around and smile at him, but he knew she was just doing her daily surveillance of the Superbaby’s actions- he would not be fooled but he didn’t want her to know he had a plan, so he smiled back. Wooing her with his power of ‘gummy baby smile.’
Unexpectedly the journey did not take as long as he thought, he didn’t even have a chance to slumber and amp up his Superbaby powers. He would have to dive into his reserves if Luthor Corp were to strike. A risky strategy but Superbaby was known to be able to perform without any sleep, for he often held midnight raves.
Luthor Corp exited the vehicle and proceeded to approach his chariot. They were up to something, he could sense it. They were excitedly babbling to him. He could never understand their incoherent mumblings (in reality, excited chit chattering of encouragement).
He complied to conserve his strength as he was released from his bounds and lifted into their arms- as if he needed lifted! Didn’t they know this Superbaby was mobile now?! And of course, as Superbaby he could fly! He appeased them, to reserve his energy.
Suddenly…he was plonked into a cotlike cage- another use of Kryptonite against him! His feet were sticking out through the cage holes and metal chains held it in place on either side. He was completely perplexed. What on this earth…
He had to release his powers, he calculated the speed of light and unleashed his flying capabilities. He had forgotten his cape but today, it didn’t matter. He whirled through the air ready to use his feet as weapons against Luthor Corp. and aim a deadly kick towards them. However, Superbaby got distracted.
Rushing through the air, he found he quite enjoyed this cage, maybe it wasn’t deadly Kryptonite after all? Obviously Luthor Corp. were sweetening him up, but for what?
He reserved some Superbaby whoopass just encase. And also contemplated taunting Luthor Corp. Mama with some flirting with a few Lois Lane’s on the Supermarket run. The power of ‘gummy baby smile’ was renowned after all…