The Little Raver Lord’s Night Time Playlist

Starring: Little Lord

Cameo: Parents, furry 4 legged creature

He arrived to the party just in time. He had been exhausted and nearly slept through but he set his baby alarm clock so that wouldn’t happen. He couldn’t miss all the fun! He worried that if had slept on, he would surely lose his Little Raver Lord status. He had to keep his baby schedule in check, it was 2am and he was as bright as a button, the night had only just started. He couldn’t wait to surprise his parents with an impromptu rave. He checked his repertoire to see what would be hitting the decks.

He started off slow, he couldn’t play his best hits at the start of the night, he needed to warm up. He flicked on ‘low grumble’ and let the parents get a feel for the music. He wanted the dance floor packed but he didn’t want to hit the pinnacle too early.

No movement. Just as he expected. But the Little Raver Lord didn’t panic as he was a dab hand at creating a furore but only at the right time. He had many eclectic sounds up his sleeping bag sleeve and the night was still young.

He commenced with a little light drum and base. He added in a few whoops. He liked to keep the mix current by slipping in a some authentic sounds such as ‘cot bash’ and ‘cot double kick.’ It was something he’d recently learnt. He liked to develop his Raver skills frequently and keep his parents on their toes.

He thought he heard movement from the parents but it must have been the little furry 4 legged creatures instead. His parents were playing particularly hard to get. Their tastes in music had clearly evolved since he’d last held a rave. He had to keep up.

Reaching the pinnacle of the night, the Little Raver Lord changed tact. He thought a bit of sudden hard rock/metal would fill the dance floor and intrigue the parents. However, just to be sure, he dubbed in a few high pitched squeals that he recently downloaded onto his expanding repertoire.

He didn’t think the response would be so immediate. But what do you know, both parents immediately came to the floor. They were so eager and even picked up the Little Raver Lord to join them. Although they seemed to confuse the Little Raver Lord with the Little Tango Lord (coming soon) His mix of sounds and balance of genre obviously illustrated how talented he was as a fledgling DJ. He didn’t expect such a keen reaction and mentally noted his Playlist for his next scheduled rave. He knew the parents would be delighted. To make sure he maintained a stellar performance, he decided that he would practice for the run up to his next rave.


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0 thoughts on “The Little Raver Lord’s Night Time Playlist

  1. Haha brilliant! I love the style of writing, it’s so witty 🙂 xxx #BloggerClubUK

  2. I really enjoyed the way you wrote this. I’ll be smiling when I hear the “low grumble” tonight. Thanks for sharing. #DreamTeam

    1. Thank you! Hopefully it’ll make those ‘low grumbling’ moments a bit easier to deal with! Thanks for reading 🙂

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  4. Oh no! That’s actually really funny… double cot kick, yes, I think Little Button must have been in the same band. Thanks for linking up to the #DreamTeam x

    1. We could maybe create a baby orchestra I’m sure we have an abundance of candidates!

  5. randommusings29

    Brilliant! It’s lucky he’s so cute that you don’t mind the nightly raves 🙂
    Thanks for linking up to #BloggerClubUK 🙂

    1. Haha he pulls the cute card out often!

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